If I were not upon the stage

 This sketch was a great favourite at the holiday camp and continues to be performed!

"If I were not upon this stage, somthing else I'd like to be,
If I were not upon this stage, a boxers life for me,
You'd hear me all day long,
and this would be my song"...

Watch the videos below to get a feel for how it went!

Do you have the music for this tune?  There have been several requests by people wanting to do this sketch and it would be good to be able to at least provide a link to the music for If I were not upon the stage.  So do Contact Us if you can help.

'If I were not upon the stage' sketch

This version is fairly similar to the Southdean/ Sussex Coast Country Club sketch

If I Were Not Upon the Stage/ in a pantomime

Nice twist on this one!

 If I Was Not Up On A Stage

Slighly different version with some great co-ordination!

 If I Were Not Upon This Stage