This sketch was a great favourite.

"If I were not upon this stage, somthing else I'd like to be,
If I were not upon this stage, a boxers life for me,
You'd hear me all day long,
and this would be my song"...

Watch the video below to get a feel for how it went!

'If I were not upon the stage' sketch

This version is fairly similar to the Southdean/ Sussex Coast Country Club sketch

If I Were Not Upon the Stage/ in a pantomime

Nice twist on this one!

 If I Was Not Up On A Stage

Slighly different version with some great co-ordination!

 If I Were Not Upon This Stage